- you are my moon, my hope///t.f. (via delicate—souls)
What if Gordon Ramsay voiced a GPS
"Great job, you missed the exit you fucking disgrace."
Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually
shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl
shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg
shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in a happy, friendly tone.
Shout out to Guinea Pigs which are neither pigs nor from Guinea.
things that will always sound sarcastic
- good for you
- thanks a lot
- yeah right
- nice to know
- way to go
- ok buddy
Not if you say ‘man’ at the end
ok buddy man
I might not have thought that last one through
The Wizarding World of Harry Potter – Diagon Alley
have u ever seen a really attractive person and just really wished u hadn’t
i was taking pictures of the new puppy
when i look out the window to see the older dog just